[15 MEN'S VIEW POINTS]

"Post Ini Hanyalah Sekadar Hiburan Semata-Mata"

1.When I was born, I got a choice - A BIG DICK or a GOOD MEMORY.

I am not able to remember,what did I choose?

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2.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 

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3.My wife is a SEX OBJECT. Every time I ask for SEX, she OBJECTS. 

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4.Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings". 

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5.There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men

'DON'T' and 'STOP', unless they are used together == 'DON'T STOP'! 

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6.Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth. 

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7.There are THREE STAGES to sex in a person's life: 

TRI WEEKLY, TRY WEEKLY, and TRY WEAKLY. 

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8.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 

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9.Q : What's an Australian kiss?

A : The SAME THING as a French kiss, only DOWN UNDER.

 

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10.A couple just married were happy with the WHOLE THING. 

HE was happy with the HOLE and SHE was happy with the THING. =D

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11.Q : What are the THREE BIGGEST TRAGEDIES in a man's life? (The best one)

A : LIFE SUCKS, JOB SUCKS and THE WIFE DOESN'T! 

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12.Teacher: Use "HARASSMENT" in a sentence.

Johnny: Her mouth said no, but "HER ASS MEANT" yes. 

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13.Q : What's the difference between a BITCH and a WHORE?

A : A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except YOU.  

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14.Q : Why do men find it difficult to make EYE CONTACT? 

A : BREASTS don't have EYES....... 

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15.Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", 

many men still sleep with their wives!